Adoration

So this is what one of my dear customers send me for Valentine's Day..Such a sweet fellow he knows well my adoration for leather. I will make sure to wear it next time he calls me, and make him beg to lick slowly up my legs, maybe torture him a bit see how long he can stand it.

The eyes have it…You can lure a man with the right look.

You’ve have heard it before: The perfect gaze across a room can make a man frantically infatuated with you. It sound nice enough, but is it true? Many experts say yes. A seemingly innocent gaze is one of the most powerful love signals you can send. The are certain gaze patterns like making eye contact, looking down, then resuming eye contact that indicate interest.. Even in the animal kingdom the eye to eye exists . The male chimpanzees will stare at a female and flick his penis to show interest…hehehe lucky for us humans don’t have to do that, Oh my here I go getting a perfect mental picture of a man flicking his cock for me.

Want some Sex Toys?

So you say money is tight, but you can't resist buying those wicked sex toy. Well turn right around and look around the house, baby the possibilities are endless of the many sex toys you can make yourself and give them a test run with your willing partner. You can grab those fruits and veggies have some fun, the Cucumbers great for penetration and they do come and many different sizes and thickness. frozen grapes ohhhhhhh, what wonderful anal beads they can make, or insert in pussy guys and then go diving for grapes.
Now don't forget your visit to the hardware store if you like a bit of kink with your sex. You’ll quickly discover that almost everything in a hardware store has the potential for sexual use. You can go hi-tech and use a remote control doorbell to turn on and off a simple battery vibrator, or keep it simple and pick up a few feather dusters for torture tickling.
I would love to see what ideas you guys could come up with to use as sex toys, come on let's get creative, love to read about it.
for more ideas have fun and take a look at this site:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

Where is the Beef?????

I ask you ladies don't you just want to fall off your chair laughing when you see this? hahahahahaa, I am thinking not even two inches, I wonder if he even pees his pants when he stands over the toilet, wait I guess he has to sit like the sorry bitch he is. I just hope for his sake that he has a long tongue and knows how to use it.

I want to suck your toes, he said!

One of my favorite callers, Always starts our conversations the same "please I want to suck your toes" as a wicked smile comes over my face, I know he is already horny as hell does not take much ...as soon as he hears my voice and the many memories of the times I have described to him how I like my feet massaged, my toes painted what sexy shoes I am wearing, the ones I saw at the store and described to him in details how they feel and look on my sexy feet. I know he loves this sexual torture for I never let him cum right away, just keep thinking of new ways to let these sexy feet of mine walk all over him and torture him with pleasure ..As always I can't wait till he calls again.

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 02133017

Who is Crystal

Hi my name is Crystal, just your girl next door, sexy smart and full of passion. Looking to please you, spend time with you...If you are having a bad day,or need to rest your head on my shoulder and share your worries and good time with me I am here for you. I will be that perfect "girl friend" always waiting to hear from you...What are you waiting for let's get started, call me.This hottie wants to make all of your naughty dreams cum true! I am your hot girl next door, your naughty student, the teasing babysitter, there are no limits to the fun you can have with me. My sweet young voice will make you hard and my dirty little mind will keep you cumming back for more!