Friday, September 28, 2007

Where is the Beef?????


I ask you ladies don't you just want to fall off your chair laughing when you see this? hahahahahaa, I am thinking not even two inches, I wonder if he even pees his pants when he stands over the toilet, wait I guess he has to sit like the sorry bitch he is. I just hope for his sake that he has a long tongue and knows how to use it.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

I want to suck your toes, he said!


One of my favorite callers, Always starts our conversations the same "please I want to suck your toes" as a wicked smile comes over my face, I know he is already horny as hell does not take much ...as soon as he hears my voice and the many memories of the times I have described to him how I like my feet massaged, my toes painted what sexy shoes I am wearing, the ones I saw at the store and described to him in details how they feel and look on my sexy feet. I know he loves this sexual torture for I never let him cum right away, just keep thinking of new ways to let these sexy feet of mine walk all over him and torture him with pleasure ..As always I can't wait till he calls again.

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 02133017

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Sex With Cars???


Cute article I was reading this am, sure put a wicked smile on my face when I was reading. Made me think of all the different fetishes people have what turns them on, what makes them loose control. I can almost understand it nothing turns me on more then the smell of new leather, so sensual, erotic and just makes me want to get all naked and rub my self all over it, Any way do read on.


A 38-year-old Chris Donald, a British mechanic by profession, claims that he likes to have sex with cars. He has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski in the last 20 years.

"A nice car... is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it," Chris told to The Sun newspaper"

It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added.
"It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added.

According to the newspaper, Donald also maintains a web portal on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling. His website is fully dedicated to 'auto-erotic stories'.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Who is Crystal


Hi my name is Crystal, just your girl next door, sexy smart and full of passion. Looking to please you, spend time with you...If you are having a bad day,or need to rest your head on my shoulder and share your worries and good time with me I am here for you. I will be that perfect "girl friend" always waiting to hear from you...What are you waiting for let's get started, call me.This hottie wants to make all of your naughty dreams cum true! I am your hot girl next door, your naughty student, the teasing babysitter, there are no limits to the fun you can have with me. My sweet young voice will make you hard and my dirty little mind will keep you cumming back for more!